"I lead a life of blameless domesticity and always have done."


"Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3."


"[Female students went to university because they] have got to find men to marry."


If gay marriage was OK – and I was uncertain on the issue – then I saw no reason in principle why a union should not be consecrated between three men, as well as two men, or indeed three men and a dog.


- The Prime Minister


You can contact Boris directly to let him know he's a twat.

Fuck the Tories Hoops

  • Pair of hoop earrings. 5cm diameter.

    Made from high quality surgical steel.Surgical steel is almost always used in body jewellery. It won’t rust, tarnish or irritate. 100% nickle & copper free. Gold/Rose Gold are 18k plated. Comes with gift box.


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